A women's guide to types of men.
Before I start I must say this is totally my take and I might be absolutely wrong. Any resemblance to real life characters is unwarranted and not intentional. So sit back relax and enjoy the post with least reservation what so ever. This post is very biased towards women, I m sorry guys! But you can read it and beat me up any time! (I don't mean it :P)
The cucumber: A women must love this guy. I mean who doesn't love a man who can smile even when a girl smashes his car right into a tree? But the sad part is these men are far and few in-between. There is a problem though. Since he are mr. cool they will never understand why we become angry. The poor soul will be left clueless. The ability to understand a woman's anger is a vital skill. The poor soul lacks it. If you don't really get angry often he is the one!
The winner: Behind every successful man is a woman or so they say. The fact is if a man is into a woman during the process of attaining success. If there was a woman in his life he would have chosen to be with her over his ambition. So its nice isn't it the big pool, swanky car and so on. But at what cost. Not all but most successful people who have not faced failure are the ones who set standards and live by the same. They have constant appraisals for themself. The only thing that matters is their success. Sadly the woman in his life is also set in par with his success. She is also measured and weighed. Its a trade off you must make my dear women- audi vs success driven scum.
The street-smart: You must love this one. He knows how to make you smile. He doesn't have too many fancy degrees following his name but he can make a lot more sense than a Ph.D. He knows how the world works and can make it work for you. He is just perfect if you don't want your partner to be that news reader types. He might have no clue about the trend in food inflation but he will know where to get best carrots at best price in the city. If you wanna smile all your life with no concern about details of the issue he is your type.
The moron: Sometimes if a donkey is well dressed it might pass off to be a horse till is starts to run. Listen hard girls! This one is a donkey! He is so full of himself. The difference between the winner n moron is that the winner has actually done something so he has the rights to be so. But this guy presumes that he is a hot shot somebody. The fact can be in the opposite extreme. He is a complete and total moron. Please stay clear of this one.
The water pots: Some say that men are strong and must not cry. I am so against them. To cry is but human, but there are few men who are so damaged. They are really caring and nice but the sad part is that they are emotionally very needy. They cry too often and you might need a lot of tissue. Still way better than the moron though. Take your call on this one.
The Mr. Perfect: If all the stars align in the right spot for you then you might meet this one. Smart, charming, caring and funny.. oops i missed HOT!. . . I know this sounds like price charming. But such people exist (what can I do I still believe in fairy tales ;)..) . This is a really rare breed and if you feel that you can handle him without developing an inferiority complex go ahead and ride towards the sunset.
The clueless cherry: Some men are just such darlings, but they are pretty clueless. They are full of if, buts and what ifs. They have their own ecosystem and everything that they see gets sucked into it and is see thorough their pink glasses. They aren't gay just because they like pink, mind you. They are nice at heart and generally smart too. But they see the world from their narrow view. So get used to it else life will be tough. They are worth the pain though, as sweet ans sour as cherry.
The party maniac: He is the loudest and the most visible person in any party. He knows everybody who is an anybody and is one hell of a dancer. Oh yeah he can drink till he drops too. He is the most out going person on the face of this earth. The question is are you ready to handle this attention seeking atom bomb? Think! If so, "Where is the party tonight?"
I think that i am done with the types. There are so many more unsaid but well understood. I have always felt that God gave women extra sensory perception. They can see beyond what is obvious. This is both good and bad. At times the perception might have been a meat trick by your brain. Whatever it might be, follow your heart for it never lies. I classified men for the heck of it. All my life I have met wonderful men in form of my father, friends, family, work, classmates, teacher and well wishers. Many of them cant be categorized ever.
The cucumber: A women must love this guy. I mean who doesn't love a man who can smile even when a girl smashes his car right into a tree? But the sad part is these men are far and few in-between. There is a problem though. Since he are mr. cool they will never understand why we become angry. The poor soul will be left clueless. The ability to understand a woman's anger is a vital skill. The poor soul lacks it. If you don't really get angry often he is the one!
The winner: Behind every successful man is a woman or so they say. The fact is if a man is into a woman during the process of attaining success. If there was a woman in his life he would have chosen to be with her over his ambition. So its nice isn't it the big pool, swanky car and so on. But at what cost. Not all but most successful people who have not faced failure are the ones who set standards and live by the same. They have constant appraisals for themself. The only thing that matters is their success. Sadly the woman in his life is also set in par with his success. She is also measured and weighed. Its a trade off you must make my dear women- audi vs success driven scum.
The street-smart: You must love this one. He knows how to make you smile. He doesn't have too many fancy degrees following his name but he can make a lot more sense than a Ph.D. He knows how the world works and can make it work for you. He is just perfect if you don't want your partner to be that news reader types. He might have no clue about the trend in food inflation but he will know where to get best carrots at best price in the city. If you wanna smile all your life with no concern about details of the issue he is your type.
The moron: Sometimes if a donkey is well dressed it might pass off to be a horse till is starts to run. Listen hard girls! This one is a donkey! He is so full of himself. The difference between the winner n moron is that the winner has actually done something so he has the rights to be so. But this guy presumes that he is a hot shot somebody. The fact can be in the opposite extreme. He is a complete and total moron. Please stay clear of this one.
The water pots: Some say that men are strong and must not cry. I am so against them. To cry is but human, but there are few men who are so damaged. They are really caring and nice but the sad part is that they are emotionally very needy. They cry too often and you might need a lot of tissue. Still way better than the moron though. Take your call on this one.
The Mr. Perfect: If all the stars align in the right spot for you then you might meet this one. Smart, charming, caring and funny.. oops i missed HOT!. . . I know this sounds like price charming. But such people exist (what can I do I still believe in fairy tales ;)..) . This is a really rare breed and if you feel that you can handle him without developing an inferiority complex go ahead and ride towards the sunset.
The clueless cherry: Some men are just such darlings, but they are pretty clueless. They are full of if, buts and what ifs. They have their own ecosystem and everything that they see gets sucked into it and is see thorough their pink glasses. They aren't gay just because they like pink, mind you. They are nice at heart and generally smart too. But they see the world from their narrow view. So get used to it else life will be tough. They are worth the pain though, as sweet ans sour as cherry.
The party maniac: He is the loudest and the most visible person in any party. He knows everybody who is an anybody and is one hell of a dancer. Oh yeah he can drink till he drops too. He is the most out going person on the face of this earth. The question is are you ready to handle this attention seeking atom bomb? Think! If so, "Where is the party tonight?"
I think that i am done with the types. There are so many more unsaid but well understood. I have always felt that God gave women extra sensory perception. They can see beyond what is obvious. This is both good and bad. At times the perception might have been a meat trick by your brain. Whatever it might be, follow your heart for it never lies. I classified men for the heck of it. All my life I have met wonderful men in form of my father, friends, family, work, classmates, teacher and well wishers. Many of them cant be categorized ever.
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